Those of you with pets know they are sometimes suspiciously smarter than they let on. Oh, you can catch them if you’re quick enough, out of the corner of your eye. Not that they obviously let the secret out; it’s just in the way they’re looking at you. Like they know things. About you. Naughty things and maybe they’re gonna tell or blackmail you with it someday when it best suits them.
Face it, your dog or cat sees you do things you wouldn’t do in front of most humans. They’ve got an inside track on all your disgusting little habits and they’ve probably seen you naked way too many times. (Note to guys with cats: keep your underwear on. There are places you don’t want scratches and dangling things are way too easily mistaken for cat toys.)
And it’s no secret these days everybody and his mother has a frickin’ blog. I think my nine-year old niece has one, even. Something to do with Hannah Montana and Webkins. Or maybe Hannah Montana is a Webkin. Or Billy Ray is. Whatever.
Anywooo, after you discover your computer mysteriously on and blogspot up on the screen a few times and your cat or dog sitting in your office chair, you start to wonder things. What if my pet has decided to write its own blog? What if there are thousands of other dogs and cats out there just hatin’ and dishin’ on their owners? The Dawg Blawg? Cat Scratch Revealer? Mouse Grouse? The Bird’s the Word?
Maybe they even use Twitter. Especially the minor birds. You just know those guys are talkin’ their beaks off.
I wonder just what they are saying? Can’t be good. You know how catty some felines can be and it’s a dog dis dog world on the petnet. Which reminds me, ignore any rumors about me and electric butt shavers or zucchini-stuffed tube socks. Especially from RoverICU.
One thing’s for certain: our pets know too much. So watch them. Closely. And while you’re at it, keep a real close eye on your cell phone if it takes pictures…
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4 comments:
Maybe they're online looking for kitty porn?
Still though I appreciate your dogged pursuit of this matter.
Great Blog, thanks for the laugh...wait, my dogs are looking at me as if I'm spending too much time on line...I thought they wanted treats but it could be they're waiting to check their petspace page.
Maybe that is why my Lilly Kitty sits on the desk when I am at the computer. She is learing how to use it and which sites to visit.
Hehheeee
Yes this is very true that " One thing’s for certain: our pets know too much." I like the post very much and I am fully agree with your views. Keep up the good work.
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